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On the perils of pooch poop

Here is an excellent article taken from The Times Online, written by Carol Midgley, in which she share her hatred for inconsiderate dog owners.

I don’t give a monkeys…

…about dog dirt refusniks. Did you read that story about the thief who snatched an elderly woman’s handbag? Opening up his prize, he found it contained only one thing: dog s***.

This is a beautiful helping of just desserts, and possibly presents the first legitimate use of the term “turd burglar”, but I know what you’re thinking. Why was an old dear carting around a bag of canine faeces? Aren’t there special bins for this? Well, yes. But you can never find any…

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