Doggy Bags… But Not the Leftover Lasagne Kind
When we say Doggy Bags, we are not talking about that foil-wrapped pile of chips you took home from the pub and promised your dog “a little nibble”.
We are talking about the other doggy bags.
The ones you fill on walks.
The ones you carry around like a scented trophy.
The ones you desperately wish had a better life than swinging from your fingers for 20 minutes.
If you came here for Tupperware tips, wrong page.If you came here for help with the dog-walking kind of doggy bags, jackpot.
The Doggy Bag Problem Every Dog Owner Knows
Let’s paint the picture. You are on a lovely walk. The sun is shining, birds are tweeting, your dog is trotting happily… and then nature calls. Loudly.
You do your duty like a responsible dog parent. Tie the bag. Hold it delicately with two fingers like it’s a bomb about to go off… and hope a bin appears before your arm falls off.
This is the moment most of us think:
“There must be a better way to deal with doggy bags on walks.”
Good news: there is.Great news: it’s oddly stylish.
Meet the Dicky Bag: The Good Kind of Doggy Bag
The Dicky Bag is what doggy bags wish they could be part of. It is the VIP lounge for used poo bags. The 5-star hotel for the stinky stuff. The calm, discreet, smell-proof chariot for “the deed”.
Put simply:
It is the Dicky Bag for the doggy bags.
Why dog owners love it:
- Holds your used poo bags inside
- Seals in the smell so you can breathe like a free human
- Clips onto your lead, belt, or bag for hands-free walking
- Stops you waving a poo bag at strangers like a bizarre greeting
- Stylish enough that people ask about it (true story)
Once you start using a Dicky Bag, you become the chosen one among dog walkers. People will ask. You will evangelise. It is unavoidable.
Doggy Bags Should Not Ruin a Good Walk
A walk should feel like:
- Fresh air
- Exercise
- Bonding with your dog
- A chance to enjoy the peaceful outdoors
Not:
- Sniffing your own elbow trying to escape the whiff
- Hiding your hand behind your back when passing people
- Timing the walk by “how long until the next bin appears”
Dicky Bag = the bin comes with you.Walk freely, proudly, hands free and stink free.
Doggy Bags vs The Dicky Bag
Let’s compare the two worlds:
Without Dicky Bag
Carrying “the bag” like a shameful balloon
Bin hunts that become Olympic-level sport
Mild panic when the wind changes direction
Awkward social encounters while holding The Thing
With Dicky Bag
Hands free, classy, zero whiff
Walk anywhere, bin or no bin
Fresh air confidence
You look like a put-together adult
Pick your player wisely.
How the Dicky Bag Works (It’s Delightfully Simple)
- Your dog “delivers the goods”
- You pick it up (you’re a hero)
- Tie the bag
- Pop it in your Dicky Bag
- Carry on living your best dog walking life
No waving, no whiff, no weirdness.Just peace, calm, and possibly a pastry because now both hands are free.
Why This Is the Doggy Bag You’ll Actually Brag About
A Dicky Bag is the only dog walking purchase you’ll show people at the park with the enthusiasm of a brand-new phone.
“It stores the poo.”
“They can’t smell it.”
“It clips on!”
You become a walking advert. We see you. We appreciate you.
FAQs for Doggy Bag Seekers
Is this page about restaurant leftovers?
Sadly no. We are the poo kind of doggy bag people.
Does a Dicky Bag replace normal poo bags?
No. It stores them after you’ve used them.
Will people know what’s inside?
Only if you tell them. Otherwise, it looks like a classy accessory.
Is it smell proof?
Yes. That is the magic. Nothing escapes.
Ready to Upgrade Your Doggy Bag Situation?
Stop the swing. Stop the smell. Stop the shame.
Ditch the old way and step into the world of fresh-air, hands-free, dignified dog walks.
Your dog may not care. But your nose, your hands, and your social confidence will.
