The Ultimate Guide to Dog Poop Bags (With Zero Awkwardness and a Lot of Honesty)
Let’s talk about dog poop bags. Glamorous? No. Essential? Absolutely. Every responsible dog owner needs them, uses them, and carries them (sometimes longer than emotionally acceptable).
But with so many types, claims, and confusing eco buzzwords, choosing the right dog poop bags can feel like revising for a science exam you didn’t sign up for.
Don’t worry. We’ve got you.Let’s make this simple, useful, and dare we say… fun.
First Things First: Dog Poop Bags Are Non-Negotiable
If you own a dog, poop bags are the law-abiding, planet-protecting, socially acceptable part of the deal. Even the most angelic looking dog produces something that must be picked up and dealt with.
Using dog poop bags means:
- You’re keeping parks, paths, and pavements pleasant
- You’re protecting kids’ play areas (no thank you, hidden surprises)
- You’re stopping harmful bacteria contaminating nature
- You’re being a responsible dog hero
But the bag you choose does matter.
Not All Dog Poop Bags Are Created Equal – Let’s Break It Down
There are four main types of dog poop bags. Each has pros, cons, and “are we sure about that?” moments.
Standard Plastic Poop Bags
Cheap, everywhere, and… they hang around longer than a labrador near dropped food.
Not the eco-winner.
Biodegradable Poop Bags
Sounds great, but some “biodegradable” bags need very specific conditions to break down.
If they end up in landfill, they may still linger like your dog’s obsession with fox poo.
Compostable Poop Bags
The best eco-option if composted correctly.
Important note: do not compost at home unless you know how to compost dog waste safely.
(Otherwise your veg patch will see things it can’t unsee.)
Extra-Thick or Scented Bags
Good for those who like a protective emotional barrier, but scented bags often add unnecessary chemicals. We want your nose protected, but maybe not perfumed poop.
Choosing the Best Dog Poop Bags for Your Lifestyle
Quick quiz. Pick the statement that sounds like you:
If You Are…
Eco-conscious & committed
Sensitive-nosed & squeamish
Value-focused & practical
“Dog walks should be zero faff”
Then Choose…
Compostable or trusted biodegradable
Thick unscented bags (the fortresses of poop containment)
Strong biodegradable bags
Bags on a roll with easy tear & tie
Whichever you choose, we applaud you for doing the picking up part.
The Part No One Discusses: After You’ve Bagged It, Then What?
Here’s the unspoken truth:
Step 1: Pick up poo
Step 2: Tie bag
Step 3: … carry it around for ages like a smelly handbag
This is where the real challenge lives.
Not choosing the bag, carrying the full bag.
Bins appear only:
- At the start of the walk
- At the end of the walk
- Or never, because life is cruel
This is why thousands of UK dog owners now use a Dicky Bag.
The Dicky Bag: Completing the Dog Poop Bag Journey Properly
Dog poop bags do the first half of the job.
A Dicky Bag finishes it with dignity, freshness, and environmental kindness.
A Dicky Bag:
- Stores empty and full dog poop bags
- Locks in odour (the magic everyone raves about)
- Clips on for hands-free walking
- Stops bag swinging, bin-hunting, and social shame
- Encourages responsible disposal so nature stays beautiful
- Is reusable, eco-friendly and UK-made
Dog poop bags + Dicky Bag = the full “good human” combo.
How to Dispose of Dog Poop Bags the Right Way
Because being responsible shouldn’t require detective work.
Do:
✅ Put bagged waste in any public bin
✅ Use your council dog waste bins where provided
✅ Carry until you find a bin (Dicky Bag makes this easy)
Don’t:
❌ Leave bagged poo on the ground (“the tree will not deal with it”)
❌ Hang it on fences or branches (nature is not your cloakroom)
❌ Use “biodegradable” as an excuse to litter
If you’re picking it up, finish the mission.Your dog would want you to complete the quest.
FAQs About Dog Poop Bags
How many dog poop bags should I carry on a walk?
Two more than you think you’ll need. Always.
Can I flush dog poop?
Nope. Plumbing says absolutely not.
Are compostable bags the best choice?
Often, yes, but only if disposed of correctly. Pair with a Dicky Bag for the carry part.
Do I still need a poop bag carrier if I have strong bags?
YES. The strength keeps it in the bag. The Dicky Bag keeps the smell away from your nose.
The Smart Setup for Responsible Dog Owners
Here’s the winning combo:
Step 1: A poop bag that suits your eco level
Step 2: A Dicky Bag to carry it until a bin appears
This way:
🐾 You pick up
🌿 Nature stays clean
🌍 Less waste
👃 No smell
👐 Hands free
This is the future of responsible dog walking.
Final Scoop (Pun Absolutely Intended)
Dog poop bags matter. Choosing an eco-friendlier option matters.
But how you carry and dispose of them matters just as much.
Pick the right poop bags.
Pair them with a Dicky Bag.
Enjoy fresher walks, cleaner paths, and a happier planet.
Your dog won’t thank you, they’re too busy sniffing things, but every other dog walker will.
